My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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