i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Are these your boobs on my camera?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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