you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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