Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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