I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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