This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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