Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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