Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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