My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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