if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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