That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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