just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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