your thong is hanging out like whoa
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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