I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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