SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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