I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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