And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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