i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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