no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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