i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Randomize
