This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm bleeding and have questions
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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