When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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