i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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