Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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