you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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