Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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