do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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