**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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