YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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