Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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