She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
