Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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