yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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