I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Dicks are not precious.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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