Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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