It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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