No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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