help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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