dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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