Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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