imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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