he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You were trust falling into bushes
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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