Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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