White coat. Heels.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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