the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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