I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This baby is an asshole
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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