I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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