I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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