I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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