This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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