That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Alive.
So much puke
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
